If Only There Was Surveillance Footage...
With a nod to Mr. Poon, this shit is just too good to be fake:
WEST DES MOINES, Iowa -- Officials said employees at an adult novelty store were threatened by two men claiming to be CIA agents.
On Sept. 14, two men entered Pinky's on Eighth Street in West Des Moines and said they were with the federal government.
The police report said the men presented badges, displayed shoulder holsters and stated they were CIA agents. The report said the badges actually said "security guard."
The police report said the men's car contained several handguns and a Des Moines police equipment bag.
Christopher Iverson and Stephen Suchy were arrested and charged with harassment and carrying concealed weapons.
Police have not released any information on the motive.
Note: An earlier version of this story erroneously said the men were attempting a robbery, which is not mentioned in the police report. We regret the error.
Yes. That's the actual article. The actual article.

4 Comments:
THE REAL STORY, FROM "DES MOINES INSIDER" ;
Went to the Porn Store b/c he was pissed that the owner was telling everyone he was a shit-filled drug dealer.
See the Mug Shots of the perps and the original newstory that ran in Des Moines, IA: http://www.theiowachannel.com/entertainment/3762029/detail.html
Pay attention to Steve Suchy's facial expression; witless and retarded. He is actually HAPPY he got arrested.
there is photage from the gti volvo and inside the store. police, cia and gti have it for the appropriate time.
lawsuit for incorrect reporting....bloggers included. hearst argyle or the local tv took down the site as per requested and i would advise bloggers to do the same before nov of 2008.
what do i know? i am only the president and a member?!?!
ee cummins with a canine suffix luther college, wimi, u of il, iowa state univ. drake mba school and malta intl. law school bcc
us navy the good dr.
stephen william suchy aka robert behrens miller azaro tarmina approved the above message dated this same date with the nod from dr. harold william suchy emeritus us navy/dds who just turned 71 as of yesterday....happy bday dad1! dad2 is in california under prof. miller clear
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